It was not a match of high distinction, but the 0-0 draw between Australia and Paraguay in San Francisco was enough to send the Socceroos into the World Cup last 32 for the third time in their history – and sparked accusations of the worst match in World Cup history, possibly of humanity.
Both sides knew a stalemate would see them finish on four points behind Group D winners United States, and that would almost certainly be enough for both to advance. Australia secured second spot with a goal difference of zero, while Paraguay took third on -2, which should be enough for a best third-place slot.
“Australia and Paraguay played a goalless draw that secured World Cup last-32 places but sparked fan fury over an 'intentional' bore.”
But the bore draw drew furious criticism from suspicious fans. One said it was “the worst match in the history of the World Cups and possibly of humanity.” Another posted: “Paraguay and Australia should be investigated. They’ve clearly said nobody win. Makes a mockery of the World Cup.” A third added: “If you ever want to see 22 men pretending to play football while strictly ensuring nobody accidentally scores, turn on Paraguay vs Australia right now. Both qualifying with a draw has turned this game into a peaceful cardio session.” Others compared it to the 1982 Disgrace of Gijon, when West Germany and Austria played out an uncompetitive 1-0 that sent both through.
Tony Popovic’s much-changed Australia side controlled long stretches, but with both teams knowing a draw sufficed, there were long periods without impetus. Popovic’s gamble paid off – he made six changes from the previous match. Best for the Socceroos were Jordy Bos, playing on the right of defence, and Lucas Herrington, the young defender making his World Cup debut who was assured throughout. In truth, the whole team delivered what was a historic achievement on a cool night in Santa Clara, leaving 12,000 or more fans in yellow delirious.
The Socceroos can now rest for a week before their last-32 match in Dallas. Their opponent will be the second-placed team from Group G, which finishes on Friday. Belgium are well-placed to finish second in that group, needing only to beat New Zealand to qualify.